Colbert has balls!

He spoke at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Bush was sitting right there listening to every single word. A must see!

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Thank him!

Pimp my baby!

Sadly, this is real. I heard about it during the Bluff the listener game on Wait,Wait.

Jessica on my couch

"Ted Kennedy is so good. Sometimes when I have dreams he gives me advice in them."

Bagels

So I love eating bagels but I have slight agoraphobia about ordering them because I never know whether my "dozen" is 12 or a baker's dozen of 13. Whenever I say how many of each I want, if I get to 13 sometimes I get "no! you only get 12!" or if i count to 12, I get "and the last one!?!"

So I developed a foolproof system where I count up to like 10, and then I say "the rest of type ____" and let them count it out to 12 or 13. Today though, this (probably minimum wage) Latino man who had to hang up his phone to count out the bagels to sell to me, he didn't quite count so well. Somehow I ended up with 16 bagels - so much for "foolproof." And so much for Passover. :P

Be Nice

Too bad there isn't a tshirt in this design.

Perhaps this one is more to the point.

Megabus

Sketchy or no?
Megabus It's new and there are ads for it everywhere.

The More You Office

NBC let The Office make April Fools Day-related humor activities making fun of those "The More You Know" NBC promos. They're really funny. I recommend "Invite" by Pam.