Scott's MD-PhD Adventure

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Bitch rocked!

"Don't kill a bunch of people in Iraq and then put that stupid fish next to your 'support our troops' flag."
Visit her site!

Monday, March 28, 2005


This is funny. I wish I wrote it.

Latino Film Fest

Who wants to see some movies? :)

So cute

I want one!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Extraordinary (Corporate) Machine

If you haven't heard about the Fiona Apple album scandal, read this.
Then proceed to download it here. The new album is called Extraordinary Machine.

It's a really really good album. You can find the full lyrics here.
The story is apparently she submitted the first 10 tracks, then the corporate whores were like "no, we want a single, go write more" She wrote a song (#11 - Please, please, please) with these lyrics:

Please please please
No more melodies
They lack impact, they're petty
They've been made up already
Please please please
No more maladies
I'm so tired of crying
You'd think I was a siren
But me and everybody's on the sad same team
And you can hear our sad brain screaming

"Give us something familiar
Something similar
To what we know already
That will keep us steady"
Steady going nowhere

How fabulously bitchy is that!?! :)

Happy Birthday Steve(s)!

Today is Steve's birthday. We had a delightful dinner at Bistro Zinc. I also got another gmail wishing the Steve who is not me a happy birthday...

Happy happy birthday...we hope it is a great one...wish we could be with you....well we really wish you were with us...we will celebrate again on Friday

Steve__dude, happy birthday!! Sorry I couldn't be there, ill ask the queen to make a phone call, but I'm not making any promises....... Have fun at Gotham!!!!!

Jackie and susie

Either he is somehow related to this lesbian couple, or he's a very lucky straight guy with 2 women who want him.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Fun T-shirts

I think I could pull this one off...especially at the Pride Parade.
But I'd have to make up for it by wearing this one.

Then of course there's the Jew shirt. A shirt for my future baby.

And two shirts Janiece and I could wear together. One and Two.

Oh, and this one is freakin' funny.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

New place to live?

In the loop, between blue & red lines!










Page of many

Friday, March 04, 2005

I'm gonna need to take that banana please

I had my 3-hour 150-question cumulative anatomy final exam today. Rather than the normal testing people, this one was run by the medical education office. Well they apparently don't mess around. With a test from 9am-noon, I was concerned I might get hungry and/or thirsty. So I had my pencils, ID, a bottle of water, and a banana. Ten minutes into the exam, one of the proctors approached me from behind, tapped me, and said "Excuse me, I'm gonna need to take that banana please." When I looked shocked (whether from being interrupted or that they would actually need it) he repeated "please give me the banana" and motioned with his hand. So I did. I got it back at the end of the test, where it was sitting at the front of the room.

How the hell would someone cheat with a banana? Could I write the answers on the outside? hide them inside the peel? The whole thing was ridiculous. We also had to be escorted if we needed to use the restroom. The escorts apparently went inside the restroom! One more step and they would have checked to make sure I didn't write anything on my penis to look at while I peed. Which isn't a bad idea, but by the time I wrote anything on my penis, I think I would commit it to memory.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

A Leeeeeetle Bit

It's very sticky. Just use a leeeeeeetle bit of...RICE! You don't need tape because it's sooooooooo sticky.