So besides these things below, I recommend watching any time Jon talks
- he has some really funny lines throughout the night. :)
7:01-7:15 p.m. Opening hollywood city thing is stupid but once the host is "introduced" it's good through the end of stewart's monologue
. it even includes daily show style clips of old westerns and how they're gay. plus you're gonna love whoopi's line :)
7:20 p.m. George Clooney wins
, and his speech is good and liberal. if you're gonna watch one speech, even though you may hate them, watch this.
7:30 p.m. Ben Stiller is kinda funny.
7:35 p.m. Wallace & Gromit wins and the accepting guys are funny and british.
7:38 p.m. Dolly Parton sings
song from Transamerica, even though you probably don't care.
8:01 p.m. Best make-up. Steve Carrell & Will Ferrell
introduce. They're pretty funny. watch.
8:07 p.m. Rachel Weisz wins. If you wanna see her and Aronofsky hug, you can. she's preggers.
8:23 p.m. Best Actress campaign-ad bit
! You must watch them! So funny!
8:25 p.m. March of the Penguins wins best documentary, and they're very very french!
8:47 p.m. Yitzhak Perlman solos through Best Score nominees
. If you wanna watch him play the violin it's good.
9:12 p.m. Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin
do this Robert Altman intro thing. This may be the funniest thing I've seen in a while. You love both of them so you have to watch! They're going to be in his new movie Prairie Home Companion together. ;)
9:23 p.m. "It’s Hard out Here for a Pimp
" is performed. :)
9:26 p.m. "It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp" wins, the camera shows black people, and Jon Stewart makes funny jokes after.
9:30 p.m. Another campaign commercial for sound editing. Pretty funny.
Oldies but goodies:Bjork!Beyonce in french!Blame Canada!