You're Out. Parents: Evening3

We watched Project Runway with them.

5 minutes in...
Dad: Is this show for real? This is so stupid.

10 minutes in...
Dad: You know what's better than this?...Bill O'Reilly!

Übergay Christian: This will be so fierce
Dad: Is that a man?
Me: It's an annoying homosexual
Mom: Haha
Dad: What'd he say?
Mom: He said it's an annoying homosexual
Dad: There's more than one there!

Tim Gunn: Today's fashion icon special guest is...*Sarah Jessica Parker walks out*
Dad: Who's that?
Us: Sarah Jessica Parker!
Dad: Never heard of her
Us: She was on sexy and the city
Dad: Never heard of it
Mom: Jerry, she's married to Matthew Broderick
Dad: Never heard of him!

Heidi Klum: One of you is in, and one of you is out.
Dad: Who cares!

Cue sad music as someone gets kicked off...
Dad: This is so phony!
Me: You watch wrestling!
Dad: It's funny.
Me: Isn't this?
Mike: This is funny.
Mom: This isn't what I thought it would be. I kinda like it.