World Naked Bike Ride

12:17:55 PM Me: omg guess what we did last night
12:18:15 PM Josh: no clue
12:18:43 PM Me: World Naked Bike Ride!
12:20:00 PM Josh: Less gas, more ass
12:20:01 PM Josh: heh
12:20:58 PM Josh: And it was fun?
12:24:13 PM Me: oh yes!
12:25:36 PM Me: i kept on my underwear (in purple). mike went naked.
12:27:30 PM Josh: I'm disturbed that you took the time to create a link for the underwear you wore.
12:27:44 PM Me: i strive for accuracy
12:27:53 PM Josh: you certainly do!

We of course shouted at people to take off their clothes. A man stood up in his open-roof convertible, and completely dropped his pants. A black woman lifted up her shirt from the passenger window of a white van and completely shook her breasts!

Video! New! I think I may be walking my bike and then hopping on at the end of the short video

The strangest part had to be the Lincoln Park pee break, where everyone kinda paused in the street, and people walked/ran/biked over to a random spot on the grass, in almost total darkness, and just stopped and peed. (to the right in photo)



And now for the quotes...

1. (frat boy on phone) Dude! There are naked people...on bikes!
2. (large Hispanic woman in car) Damn girl! You got a hairy-ass pussy!
3. (woman standing on street) You guys are awesome! There's just cock everywhere!
4. (lesbian riding with us) This is like the most penis I've seen in a year!
5. (some loser guy on the street) Fuck you people!
6. (a bunch of random people) What are you doing?!? Where are you going?!? Response from fellow rider: I'm eating a sandwich! (sarcasm, obviously)
7. (another frat boy) Where's the pussy!?!
After we went to CVS to get beer for the impromptu party. We had on shirts and underwear.
8. (black 20-something guy) Damn! I didn't know you could run up in here in yaw draws!
9. (another group of black men) Oooooeeeee! Why you out here in yo briefs?!?
10. (more black men) Where the party at? I can follow you guys! I got some rum and coke I finna bring.