Quotes of the Weekend

Friday night, 3:30am, redline southbound.
Black 18-24 year old male, as gay as you can get without being a tranny. After singing Dreamgirls with his friend, says...
"You know what's a good song, the transvestite song from Rent. She be all 'Today for you! Tomorrow for me!' But realistically, how many trannies you know bouncing around banging on shit?"

Saturday night, 12:30am, walking north on Halsted around Cornelia.
Black ~30 year old male standing outside on the street sees Mike&I walking, holding hands.
"Awwww y'all two is cute! Who pee in who booty?"