Capris Pre Parent

My parents are visiting July 16-21. Today I got to answer any pre-visit questions they had.

Mom: Do you think it may be chilly at night?

Me: It may, at like 11pm, be down to 62 when there's wind.

Dad: That's cold!

Mom: I'm going to bring a light jacket for me, and  maybe a long sleeve shirt for your father

Me: Ok

Mom: I usually wear, do you know, for ladies, capris pants are?

Me: Yes

Dad: How far are you from the north side?

Me: Where on the north side?

Dad: I don't know. The north side!

Me: 2 to 20 miles. Why?

Dad: I may go play softball with this guy. He said he'd pick me up.

Mom: Jerry! We're there to see Scott!

Dad: I can play ball. He won't be awake anyway? Scott what are you doing friday morning?

Me: What? I don't know? Where is this place?

Dad: Mount Prospect Heights

Me: That's in the suburbs

Mom: Jerry, that's far!

Dad: He said he'd pick me up!

Me: Whatever

Mom: Jer, you don't need to play ball.

Dad: We'll see.

Me: I don't care.

Dad: What's your air set at?

Me: 76

Dad: That's cold!

Mom: Jer, they figured out what's good for them

Dad: We tried 76, it's too cold

Mom: We keep our place at 79, 80

Dad: We had people over and turned it down to 76. I was freezing

Mom: Jer, their place may be different

Me: We have a lot of sun

Dad: Val! If my nose is bad, I may need them to turn it up to 77 or 78

Mom: We'll see how it is

Dad: I'm just saying this now so we don't have to argue

Me: I'm not promising you now that I'll change the temperature. Don't sit by the vent.