Unnecessary quoting

Macy's. 6th floor. Christmas Crap.
We were card-hunting for the 50% off sale. :)

Mike: These cards are disgusting.
Me: Yes, yes. I'm sure we can find some.
Mike (loudly, so others could and should hear): YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TALENTED IMPOVERISHED ARTISTS OUT THERE BUT THE CARD COMPANIES HAVE TO HIRE THESE MORONS TO MAKE UGLY CARDS
Me: Oh hush! Nobody wants to or needs to hear your opinion.
Mike: *sly smile* Yes they do!

Overheard by me 2 minutes later…
Soccer mom to her mother: …Yeah, none of these are great. That guy was just saying how there could be better cards if the companies hired better artists.