Word of the Day

Rental office women are such whores.

Andrew and I went to see a place, and the woman who showed us around complained that the lines outside were too long so she didn't get anything to eat.
"Ugh, the lines are so long. I haven't left the building. I'm sooooo gaunt. You know, I don't think I've eaten anything in 12 hours, which is why I'm sooooo gaunt."

At Eric's pre-drinking Saturday night, he explained his philosophy in how he gets an Outstanding from his residents.
"I looked at my eval, and I had some proficients and just very goods. I needed excellents, and I'm obsequious. I asked my resident what was up with that, and told him to fix it. He did it, because I was obsequious." I think he said obsequious ~18 times.