Product Whores

MDs get pharmaecutical reps.
PhDs get product reps, aka product whores.

This woman is here being super friendly, and giving us free samples of some midi purification kit. "It's better than a Qiagen maxi kit! And it's cheaper!"

Imagine an Apprentice contestant. That's the bullshit she's spouting. Palash has no idea she's fake, so unfortunately he's engaging her.

"I just moved here from St. Louis! St. louis is SUPER FRIENDLY! SUPER SPORTY!! It's very
brusque here in Chicago!"