Beer Peer Pear

Location: Grad Student Council Meeting
Subject: Jen's persistent cough

Jen: I can't seem to get rid of this cough
Ruiqing: Do you like beer?
Jen: Beer?
Ruiqing: Uh... Peer?
Jen: Peer?
Ruiqing: Um, it's fruit
Jen: *with hand motion* Pear?
Ruiqing: Yes, pear. You steam. Cut up peer. Put in bowl and steam the bee...pee..
Jen: The fruit?
Ruiqing: Yes! Steam the fruit. Cough go away.