How Med Students Argue...

Scott: you should watch the daily show today. tucker carlson got fired today and i hope jon stewart says something

Eric: ooo. i might watch....
Eric: THE ORIELLY FACTOR!!!!!!

Scott: oreilly would be a good lesson in how to lose synaptic connections

Eric: WHAT!~!!!
Eric: lol!!!!

Scott: your temporal lobe is so inundated with auditory information
Scott: from all that shouting

Eric: ORIELLY=GOD
Eric: GOD=ORIELLY

Scott: it prevents other parts of your cortex from functioning properly

Eric: BOW DOWN!!!
Eric: ok

Scott: and therefore your hippocampus doesn't let you remember how much of an idiot he is
Scott: or something like that ;-)

Eric: nice
Eric: thanks

Scott: anytime :-)

(this post is also how med students procrastinate)