Black love?

Being Bobby Brown Review

Bobby discusses using his fingers to help wife Whitney Houston with her constipation: "That turd was too big!" When Bobby blurted out the aneurysm-inducing reminder "I've had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt," you can imagine the wheels in Whitney's head turning in a "what have I gotten myself into" panic. But unable to stop Bobby's TMI tirade, she finally succumbs, declaring his proctological methods to be "black love."

When I explained this to Janiece, she said "black love?...hell no! that's crack love!"
Oh Janiece, that works on so many levels. :P