Jesus

So I had on the last few minutes of the Illini game (living in IL and all). Some player of color from Illinois, upon interview, first had to thank his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for guiding him through the game and helping him win.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Jesus was up there listening to the prayers from both teams, and whoever prayed harder and longer got to win. I bet the Pope was an Illini fan since there are so many Polish people in Chicago. Once he got up there he and Jesus were chilling, watching the game, and he said "hey Jesus, can you make this team win dude, that would be pretty awesome yo." And it was done.